Ode to Tramp

 *This is my 500 word apology to Tramp, please enjoy*

I am sorry I ruined your day.

I am sorry that I got in your way.

I am sorry that you were distraught

If only I hadn’t  known! If only I wouldn’t  have caught,

The way your eyebrows spoke to me

And made me laugh, Teehee teehee.

Because they were the perfect brows.

And I should be forced to sleep with cows

For the injustice I have paid to you.

My fellow from another bru.

I should not have said

My feet should be attached to lead.

And drop me in the ocean deep

Where the fish and I shall sleep.

If only this were easy

Writing you an apology

I know my way I know my stuff

I knew that the silence was tough

But alas my friend I did not

And now my fellow you are distraught

This isn’t common courtesy

I will set your consciousness free

Because my friend this isn’t the limbo

I am sorry that I am a stupid bimbo