Twins On Many Levels

So once upon a time, Vamp found a prostitute sitting at the corner, Tramp. Their brains CONNECTED at that moment, and thus VampANDTramp was born. So basically, we're brain twins. That's how it is. Don't question, just accept. We tend to finish eachother's sentences, sing and quote the same things, and can usually tell what the other's thinking. Not that it's difficult to guess.

We're also pain twins. Due to a traumatic game of hide-and-seek, wherin Vamp was once VICIOUSLY stabbed, and Tramp valiantly took her pain away with a painful blow to the forehead. Tramp was several yards away, behind a fence when Vamp was attacked. The instant Vamp was supposedly stabbed, Tramp's head richocheted forward and off the fence, leaving behind a terrible scar (That most men find sexy). From then on, we have taken eachother's pain and thusly, we are pain twins as well.

Thirdly, we are hair twins. Tramp was searching valiantly for a bobby pin that had become lost in the chaotic sea that was her hair. As she was searching, Vamp unexpectedly reached into her hair, extracted said bobby pin, and said "Tramp, you wont believe this, but I think it's in my hair." So we are hair twins by default.

And so, we are twins on many levels. And we are valiant.
Yours valiantly,
Vamp && Tramp